Injuries Sustained

Date Who What Other comments
Aged 1 (1982) Julian something Ran me over with his baby walker! Just included this so you know; I started young.
Aged 5 My Grandpa Burnt all the skin off my back. Okay, it was entirely my own fault, I ran through the kitchen, as he was carrying a large pan of boiling water. You can work the rest out for yourself.
Aged 8 Paul Something Grazed all the skin off my right knee. Bled for hours. Occured whilst playing kiss chase with a large group. He pushed me over from behind.
Easter Monday, around year 6. Actual date to follow! Mike Jewell Two large cuts on left side lower stomach. Caused by him pushing me into a barbed wire fence, whilst on the World Aid Walk, which we did every year.
February Year 9 Jenni Le Lacheur Broken little finger. Left hand. Messing around with a basketball one lunch hour. My hand was trapped and dragged down a concrete wall. Played netball afterwards, but had it x-rayed later, and it got me out of games for a month or so. :) Jenni claimed it was a late birthday present - best I've ever had!
Dunno Graham Domaille Cut across the first knuckle of my right hand. With his finger nail. I don't remember anything else about it.
Year 11 Will Banyard Knocked me unconcious. We were doing lifesaving practice during games, I was 'drowned' and he was towing me to the side of the pool. He forgot to stop, and crashed my head into the wall. Next week we did volleyball, and he managed to hit me round the head with the ball. The week after was Pistol Shooting. I declined to go.
October 2000 onwards Philip Stewart Numerous bruises. He's one of my housemates. Hardly a day goes by without him poking, tickling, punching, biting, or sitting on me.
November 2000 onwards Alan Raison Numerous bruises. As above, but he doesn't bite. Civilised chap.
December 2000 onwards Ian Walden Numerous bruises. Ditto: He especially likes to bite my feet. Don't ask me why.
Easter 2002 Graham Domaille Bruising around the neck. He was trying to strangle me. And for what?
Punt Party Tim Clarke Cut on sole of foot. Brush with tetanus. He wasn't directly responsible. He threw me into the river Cam whilst we were at MSL Punt Party, and I cut my foot open on the bottom of the river. He did give me a piggyback to the pub that evening, though. More photos of the Party and other CF things can be found here.
26.05.02 Al Raison
Philip Stewart
Ian Walden		 Fractured rib. Massive house fight involving many pillows and much poking. Also Philip's foot connecting with me. With his shoe on. Shoes have since been banned from house fights.
The small hours, 28.07.02 David Bishop Violent bruising to left knee, and palm of left hand grazed This occured in Guildford, he was giving me a huge hug, but lost his balance and took me down to the floor with him.
05.08.02 A small girl Scratch across my back I took a whole collection of girls on camp, with Girl's Brigade, and we went swimming. They were all climbing over my back and having rides, and when we got out we saw this huge scratch that was pouring with blood. Which is why I don't know who it was.
28.10.02 'Isle Of White David' Large bruise on right shin. Ok, I started the physical fight, but he was being really provocative, saying derogative things about Guernsey's telecommunications network - and that I will not stand! Besides, I only threw some washing up bubbles at him, there was no need for him to be so violent.
08.11.02 Tom Saddington Nicely shaped curvey cut across the top of my left foot. Done with his toenail. Nice.
01.12.02 Me Probably broken, if not, then very bruised, little toe on left foot. :( Well, no-one ever said kicking a pew was a good idea.