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Chapter 1 - Introduction
Once upon a time, about a year ago, there was a pale young man who lived on an oversized rock in the solent. His name was David, and at the time of our story was about eighteen years old.
Now, David was vaguely intelligent, and wanted to further his education. His home rock, being so small and all, has no university, and being somewhat backward, has hamsters in wheels to provide power. So David, a brave young man, came to York to discover electricity, and take modernisation to his home.
Once at York, David quickly became associated with the collection of insanity known as Christian Focus; and this is where our story truly begins.
One day, CF decided to go to Edinburgh. And so they set off. For David, never before having navigated further than the five miles from one side of the Isle of Wight to the other, this really promised to be an adventure....