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#99 of 391

“It’s a good job you don’t have reproductive organs in your knee”

Tom

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“What do you want for tea?”

Luisa

“Patsa”

Marni

“No, not pasta.”

Luisa

“Patsa”

Marni

“No, you can’t have pasta. What do you want that isn’t pasta?”

Luisa

“Chicken and beer”

Marni (age 2 and a half)

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#320 of 391

“That is so childish.”

Simon

“Yes, women are like that.”

Angela

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